That I Jest

I think Frodo and Sam from The Lord of the Rings would have appreciated having me around on their journey to Mordor.  1.  My super curly Hobbit-like hair would make them feel right at home.  2.  I would provide a few feminine touches like enforcing better hygiene, making small talk to pass the time, and providing encouragement by telling stories of another journey-er named Link who beat the odds as well (his land of Hyrule in Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the map on the backside).  3.  My map dress would be an invaluable tool to make it straight to Mount Doom without any wrong turns or shortcuts into giant spider land.

(photos by e.hunt)